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Here are a few humorous questions from passengers to onboard staff collected by Cruise Directors over the years.  Now, these aren't the real answers, but the questions are!

Q.  Does the crew sleep on board?

A.  No, late at night a water taxi picks them up and takes them home!

Q.  Do these stairs go up OR down?

A.  Yes!

Q.  Does the ship make its own electricity?

A.  No, look closely and you'll see the extension cord trailing the ship!

Q.  Which is the sunny side of the ship?

A.  The captain spins the ship around daily so everyone gets an even tan!

Q.  Which elevator takes me to the front of the ship?

A.  Ask the elevator operator when you get on, he'll take you anywhere you want to go!

Q.  What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?

A.  We re-freeze the water and use it for frozen drinks!

Q.  What time is the midnight buffet?

A.  No answer (puzzled expression, stare at watch)!

Q.  How do we know which pictures are ours?

A.  No answer (completely blank stare, back away slowly)!

Q.  Is this island totally surrounded by water?

A.  No, part of it is surrounded by sand, but it's all clearly marked!

Q.  Are the glaciers always here?

A.  No, we only bring them out in the summer for our cruise passengers!